In other news, I got a match.com email from a guy that said "Your Profile is funny. Based on your description (reference blog on "reasons why I would be an awesome girlfriend" because that essentially is my profile) we could be bros"
Yes, I am funny. Thank you for noticing! However, I don't think I want to be "bros"! I am not even sure I want to hang out with anyone who uses the word "bros" BLECH.
In the "weird dreams that confirm I am messed up in the head" category, this week's winners are:
- I had a dream that I married myself to be able to buy a house. It was some special loophole if I was married to be able to not pay a down payment or something. My mom got into it and we ordered a cake and had a tent and crap... then someone I don't talk to came and said I was "settling" and shouldn't go through with it. HA. This one was weirder than the one where I married Aileen.
- Cut to me having a baby ALONE in a delivery room.
Seriously, the foreshadowing is not looking good. Apparently, I think I will be alone forever so I feel like I should be an adult by buying a house and having a kid, practicality be damned!