Soulmate alert

A real gem "Favorited" me on Match.com.  He had the classic half-naked self-taken photo in a bathroom where his other hand is either holding his pants up or down them... and the other photo was of a double tongue piercing... I am sure there is a population of women who that would attract.  You know what they say about tongue piercings... wait, I think that is for chicks who have them. 

The real clincer in getting me excited was his profile description (note, no edits):

"My name is tommy im 34. I work rlly hard. I own my car and house in hamtramck. Im kinda tired of the mind games that sometimes girls pull. I also have 14 tattoos and 5 body piercings. Basically lookn for the same somebdy with tatts n piercings. I recently had quit smoking ciggarettes like 6 months ago. I drink only occocasionaly. I have a business management certificate. Currently in u s truck driving school because of our economy resulting in no jobs. Im lookn for a girl tht knws what she wants. Im mostly interested in girls that are slim and that is in shape otherwords not lazy. I dress in jeans and tshirts. Ilove to cuddle to movies. Just love to go out and enjoy life because its really short. I have one pet that is a cat ive had her since she was born. I enjoy texting so if u want the phone number just ask."


Unfortunately, we cannot be soul mates because I do not have tattoos (yet!) or piercings (except the one I can't get out) and I am nowhere near "slim"  gawd.damn.it

Don't you hate pants?!

That is my match.com tag line and finally someone got it and emailed me last night! Also, it helps weed out the pervs who think it references something sexual. No, idiots, it is classic Homer Simpson! In real life, I do not hate pants..

No exciting dating news but I did get 2 match.com emails last night. That beats all of last month... one guy looks dorky but got the reference and complimented my "outdoor" photo (which I made Collin take for this purpose - "see, I do outdoor things!"). The other has many tattoos, works for the State and can form complete sentences - well I might add. A rarity! I almost asked if any of them were neck tattoos but restrained. I don't have time to be petty here! A command of the English language is more vital at this point.

My responses seem to be the kiss of death (seriously, I don't say anything weird!) so we shall see if one of these actually equals getting some free food or drinks... err, I mean dates.